September 8th: looks like the Dailymotion video got taken down? I haven't gotten any emails or notifications about it.
Edit 2: [v2]'s the subs, cropped the commercials.
Edit: Now on Youtube. 720, hardsubs, because .ass isn't accepted and .srt formatting might get broken.
Download 720 hardsubs (archiving/mirroring)
Re-encodes, corrected back to 16:9 so that the subs won't stretch out on VLC, etc. 480, 720.
Here you go. DDLs are in the raw torrents.
Tested on MPC-HC, so proper sub formatting isn't guaranteed on VLC, etc. The aspect ratio might be weird on anything other than MPC-HC. The 480p was a beginner Handbrake encode that I got from a PtP tutorial, so if anyone puts out a better encode from the 1080i TS, let me know and I'll post it here.
Apparently, satellite.ts are anamorphic, and this can be corrected while encoding. I'll leave that to more competent people.
Youtube doesn't support .ass subs, and converting to .srt breaks the signs, etc.So, if someone feels like fixing that on their own accord, please upload it to Youtube and I'll add the link here.